“Futurama,” the brainchild of Matt Groening, has been a wellspring of witty and memorable quotes throughout its run. Here are 50 of the best quotes from the series that have tickled our funny bones and sometimes, surprisingly, tugged at our hearts.
1. “I’m not a robot like you. I don’t like having disks crammed into me… unless they’re Oreos, and then only in the mouth.” — Fry
This humorous quip perfectly captures Fry’s quirky and often simple-minded outlook on life.
2. “Bite my shiny metal ass!” — Bender
Perhaps the most iconic line from Bender, this quote is a fan favorite and embodies Bender’s rebellious, abrasive personality.
3. “It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.” — Fry
Fry’s description of a less-than-pleasant taste experience is both vivid and hilariously gross.
4. “Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?” — Fry
This line, full of innocence and confusion, is a classic example of Fry’s frequent and humorous misadventures.
5. “Shut up, baby, I know it!” — Bender
Bender’s cocky assertion is both funny and characteristic of his self-assured swagger.
6. “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” — Professor Farnsworth
Often used as a reaction meme online, this quote resonates with anyone overwhelmed by the absurdity around them.
7. “Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?” — Bender
This line is a darkly comedic take on parental advice, delivered in Bender’s uniquely blunt style.
8. “With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!” — Professor Farnsworth
In moments of despair, Professor Farnsworth often blames Zoidberg in an exaggerated and humorous manner.
9. “Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I’ll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!” — Bender
Bender’s entrepreneurial spirit and penchant for hedonism shine in this memorable rant.
10. “Sweet zombie Jesus!” — Professor Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth’s exclamations are uniquely colorful, adding a layer of humor to the unexpected.
11. “Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!” — Zoidberg
Zoidberg’s critique, although harsh, is delivered in a way that makes it one of his most memorable lines.
12. “Death by Snu-Snu!” — Various Characters
The joy and fear of ‘Snu-Snu’ reflect the show’s ability to blend dark humor with absurdity.
13. “I’m so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead.” — Bender
This extreme reaction is typical of Bender’s melodramatic and self-centered personality.
14. “Good news, everyone!” — Professor Farnsworth
Usually preceding unfortunate news, this catchphrase embodies the professor’s oblivious optimism.
15. “I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.” — Zapp Brannigan
Zapp’s blunt and bumbling womanizing ways are humorously encapsulated in this quote.
16. “If I don’t survive, tell my wife, ‘Hello.'” — Neutral President
The Neutral President’s lack of emotion is hilariously summarized in his indifferent message.
17. “You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!” — Robot Devil
This meta-commentary on storytelling is both ironic and cleverly self-aware.
18. “My only regret is that I have boneitis.” — 80s Guy
A man from the 80s, obsessed with his own era, humorously regrets not curing his fictional disease.
19. “Do a flip!” — Bender
Bender’s lack of empathy and love for chaos are clearly shown when he encourages a man on a ledge to perform a flip.
20. “We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.” — Dr. Zoidberg
The suggestion from the inept and financially struggling doctor often leads to dubious medical advice.
21. “So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?” — Fry
Fry’s search for meaning often leads to comically misguided revelations like this one.
22. “No, I’m… doesn’t!” — Fry
This grammatical disaster highlights Fry’s confusion and lack of eloquence.
23. “In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.” — Zapp Brannigan
Zapp’s misunderstanding of basic concepts is hilariously evident in this misquoted advice.
24. “Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it!” — Fry
Fry’s panic and simplistic approach to problem-solving are humorously straightforward.
25. “I’ll be whatever I wanna do.” — Fry
This declaration of independence, though grammatically awkward, showcases Fry’s defiant and free-spirited nature.
These quotes capture the essence of “Futurama” — a blend of satire, slapstick, and deep, sometimes existential humor. Whether it’s the simple-minded Fry, the brash Bender, or the wacky Professor Farnsworth, these lines ensure the show’s legacy will endure, continuing to bring laughter and insight to new generations of viewers.